Jesus has a message for you.
*WARNING*: Do not believe him.
His message was for entertainment purposes only.
“Cheer up all of you who feel mentally incapacitated, powerless, and regard themselves as insignificant. The celestial paradise is yours!
Be happy, all of you who come face to face with death and choose not to commit suicide, because you WILL be relieved and soothed!
Cheer up when people insult you and falsely say all kinds of things against you just because you say it as it is and you don’t pretend to be what you’re not (like me).
Be glad and exceedingly happy because above all of this shit, there exists a reward for you and it is great!”
I REPEAT: Dot believe him. Jesus knows nothing about suffering, death and personal transformation. And besides, he does not love you.