Who am I?
You’re my Ding Dong
Who are you?
I’m your King Kong
What should we do?
Bing, bang, bong
What should we not do?
Play ping pong
Where should we move?
To Hong Kong
What if we succeed?
I’ll sing song
What if we fail?
I’ll hit the gong gong
How do I deceive you?
When you’re hung hung
How do I please you?
When you’re long long
Where should I rest?
On my tongue tongue
Why don’t you marry me?
Because the ring’s wrong
Why can’t I leave you?
Cause you’re my Ding Dong