She says she needs me
I say “Oh really”
She says “Give me a hug”
I say “Look, a bug!”
She says I don’t care
I say “I’m free as the air”
She says I hurt her
I say “Whatever…”
She says I’m wasting my life
I say “You’re not my wife”
She says I’m her husband
I say “You mean ex-husband”
She says I’m a father
I say “I don’t own my daughter”
She says I’m irresponsible
I say “I’m unstoppable”
She says I should conform
I say “I’d rather drink chloroform”
She says I’m suicidal
I say “Cause we’re a sick couple”
She says I’m a pervert
I say “I’m an extrovert”
She says I’m gay
I say “Hooray!”
She says I’m effeminate
I say “Why do you hate?”
She says she wants a divorce
I say “Go back to the source”
She says “I love you”
I say “Screw you”
Metamorphosis 