Evil Girlfriend

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I will lie to him
To make him love me
If I seduce him
He will not leave me

I will rub him sweetly
To excite his body
I will control his mind
And make him marry me

Then I will be happy
Because the man I admire
The one my friends desire
Will be mine, he-he!

The passion within him
Will be given to me
I will feel extraordinary
All the time
Until eternity

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The Bad Antisocial Guy

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I am planning on doing something terrible, unforgiveable, downright evil.

There is a huge family reunion taking place.  It starts in a few minutes.  It will last five days.  Only two hours drive from where I live.  My dear sisters have been planning this for over a year.  They reserved a 20-bedroom cottage mansion in the mountains.  They are all happy and excited to attend this great get-together.  Everyone is going, except me.

I will be the only one absent.  The black sheep of the family.  The depressed one.  The antisocial evil monster.  The selfish arrogant delusional smartass.  The one who claims to be connected to a higher consciousness but who can’t even interact properly with his own brothers and sisters.

I’ll probably be agonizing over this for the next 5 days.  I’m fighting a dragon that has seven heads.

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I’m going to win this fight.  I know this dragon.  It has seven voices that attack my seven weaknesses:

  • You don’t love your family
  • You are selfish
  • You think you are better than the others
  • You have nothing better to do, you’re lazy
  • You have no friends
  • You’re a loser
  • You’ll regret it

I can’t wait for it to be over.  The planning of this family reunion has been dragging on for 12 months.  That’s all they have been talking about.  I had to delete the reminder from my calendar.  Just seeing it would give me stomach cramps.  The thought of it would made me squirm in pain.  Imagine being stuck in a cottage with 50 of your closest loved ones, for 5 days.

I’ll try not to get too drunk this evening.  Writing it down helps.  Thanks for listening.

Daemon
the sick Demon

 

Ok, I’m Evil. Are You Happy?

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Seems like you are either good or evil, according to them.

Who is them?  My frigging loved ones.  They’ve all been brainwashed to think that a person is either good or evil and cannot be both at the same time.  This is how they view the world and everything in it including people.

So when I try to explain to them my condition, they don’t get it.  They pull out bible verses or popular catch phrases to prove to me that I am not on the right path.  In other words, I’m evil.  After years of this shit I got so tired that I finally just said:  “You’re exactly right.  I’m evil.”

Since then I have found peace (ha! ha! peace…).

So now whenever they ask me:  “Why are you like this?  Why are you doing that?  Why aren’t you doing this instead?  Why do you talk like that?  Why?  Why?  Why?”  My answer to them is very simple and easy to understand:  “I’m evil, I told you.”  They get it right away.  It settles the matter.  As for moi, I save time and energy, and I’m not any worse for having said that.

Sometimes I add a few words to the phrase:  “I’m evil and proud of it.”

Why are they all so obsessed with being good?  Or I should say appearing to be good.  Because it’s all about appearances.  They are all ten times more evil than I am, but spend all of their time and energy trying to hide it.  Such a pathetic sight to watch.  Why can’t they just admit that they are evil too?  Everything would be much simpler and the world would be a better place.  🙂